Madi literally thinks the world revolves around her. Spoiler alert: it does. She walks into a room and somehow makes everything about herself by... *checks notes* ...being fun and likable?? The AUDACITY.
Guilty ✨Will she respond to your text within 3 business days? Absolutely not. She's too busy "having a life" and "being productive." Wow Madi, must be nice to have things going on that aren't just staring at your phone.
Unforgivable 💔Would 100% take the last slice of pizza without even a HINT of guilt. Probably wouldn't even offer to split it. She'd just eat it while maintaining eye contact like the absolute menace she is.
Criminal 🚔Oh you made plans two weeks ago? Madi doesn't know her. She's booked and busy being the most inconsiderate person alive by *checks notes again* ...occasionally having scheduling conflicts like every human on earth.
Suspicious 🔎Walks around like she's Barbie herself. Hair always done. Outfit always cute. Like HELLO some of us are STRUGGLING out here and you're just going to show up looking like that?? Read the room, Madi.
Rude tbh 💅Claims to "always be there" for her friends. Has the nerve to give good advice and actually follow up on it. Disgusting behavior. Nobody asked you to be emotionally available, Madi. We're trying to be miserable here.
Objection!! ⚖️She showed up to my birthday with a thoughtful, personalized gift. Can you BELIEVE? No one asked for that level of effort. So inconsiderate of my desire to not feel loved.
Madi remembered my coffee order after I mentioned it ONE time. Manipulative behavior if you ask me. She's clearly trying to make me feel appreciated. Red flag. 🚩
She drove 45 minutes to bring me soup when I was sick. Didn't even ask if I wanted soup. Just SHOWED UP. With SOUP. Absolutely unhinged levels of caring.